I'm a Freaking Genius!!!
Posted: 10 Jul 2006, 14:29
WARNING THIS POST IS ANTI-SPEEDMETAL
Okay, first of all I suck at TA more then most, and it's not that I refuse to learn, it's just that I don't really have time to (I post on the forums so much because I can do so from work), so this advice isn't for me(I only hate speed metal because I get crushed in 10 minutes flat).
HOWEVER MY EXPERIENCE HAS TAUGHT ME SOMETHING YOU MAY NOT HAVE REALISED, n00bs hate getting schools.
Here's what I propose as a solution:
School Teh n00bs!
Pick a day, preferably a day when there are 190 people idling in the lobby and only play speedmetal yourself. If you know so much more about playing then these nUbs you should be able to decimate them immediately... take on 3 of them at a time... give them 100% handicaps... make it as awful as possible... when they stop joining your games... join theirs... if they make stupid "don't attack for the first 20 minutes" rules follow them and brawlswarm or combomb them... use every possible lame tactic available to you to make them suffer... always offring advice on how they can improve their game, letting them know when you brawl swarm them what they could have done to counter it... when they call you a cheater, encourage them to watch the replay to find out what you did.
I'm pretty sure that would be a more effective deterant then whining in a forum they don't likely visit.
There is nothing wrong with speed maps, it's just the people who play them.
Okay, first of all I suck at TA more then most, and it's not that I refuse to learn, it's just that I don't really have time to (I post on the forums so much because I can do so from work), so this advice isn't for me(I only hate speed metal because I get crushed in 10 minutes flat).
HOWEVER MY EXPERIENCE HAS TAUGHT ME SOMETHING YOU MAY NOT HAVE REALISED, n00bs hate getting schools.
Here's what I propose as a solution:
School Teh n00bs!
Pick a day, preferably a day when there are 190 people idling in the lobby and only play speedmetal yourself. If you know so much more about playing then these nUbs you should be able to decimate them immediately... take on 3 of them at a time... give them 100% handicaps... make it as awful as possible... when they stop joining your games... join theirs... if they make stupid "don't attack for the first 20 minutes" rules follow them and brawlswarm or combomb them... use every possible lame tactic available to you to make them suffer... always offring advice on how they can improve their game, letting them know when you brawl swarm them what they could have done to counter it... when they call you a cheater, encourage them to watch the replay to find out what you did.
I'm pretty sure that would be a more effective deterant then whining in a forum they don't likely visit.
There is nothing wrong with speed maps, it's just the people who play them.