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Riddles

Posted: 11 Jan 2011, 18:21
by Gota
What is motherless, fatherless,
Born without skin,
Spoke one word
And never spoke again?

Re: Riddles

Posted: 11 Jan 2011, 18:24
by Jazcash
For every topic you create, your respect level goes down by 1. And at the moment, you're riding on about -150~

user was warned for this and subsequent post

Re: Riddles

Posted: 11 Jan 2011, 18:27
by TradeMark
Doesnt it go like
Born motherless and fatherless,
Into this world without a sin.
Made a loud roar as I entered
And never spoke again.
Jazcash wrote:For every topic you create, your respect level goes down by 1. And at the moment, you're riding on about -150~
Why you have such a problem with topic counts... i remember you whined at me when i made 3 topics a day, 3 topics that were bug reports or something like that...

Re: Riddles

Posted: 11 Jan 2011, 18:48
by Caydr
My third child

Re: Riddles

Posted: 11 Jan 2011, 18:48
by Gota
Come on?nobody can answer it?its easy...

Re: Riddles

Posted: 11 Jan 2011, 19:22
by KaiserJ
is it a poo?

Re: Riddles

Posted: 11 Jan 2011, 19:25
by Wombat
vomit ?

Re: Riddles

Posted: 11 Jan 2011, 20:06
by Johannes
fart

Re: Riddles

Posted: 11 Jan 2011, 20:06
by TradeMark
fart

EDIT: LOL JOHANNES WAS 5SECS EARLIER

Re: Riddles

Posted: 11 Jan 2011, 20:22
by scifi
you guys gassed it!


fart is the awnser lawl, google search ftw

Re: Riddles

Posted: 11 Jan 2011, 20:47
by Jazcash
This is the worst thread since Steenkamp.

Re: Riddles

Posted: 11 Jan 2011, 20:53
by Johannes
Steenkamp was cool

Re: Riddles

Posted: 11 Jan 2011, 22:44
by Wombat
Jazcash wrote:This is the worst thread since Steenkamp.
u will burn in hell for that

Re: Riddles

Posted: 12 Jan 2011, 00:38
by TheMightyOne
How about we play this game where I give you this situation, and you gotta find out what the fuck is going on and i'm allowed to say just "yes" and "no" or "incorrect question" when I can't really answer with either.

e.g.

Three guys sit at a table and play cards. Suddenly a package arrives. They open it. There is an arm. They put it to a side and continue playing.

First question would be for example:

Is it a real arm? Answer: Yes, real human arm.

Go on. If you know the answer, don't spoil it for others if you don't, don't ask google... kinda defeats the purpose.

If the idea sucks, ignore this post ^^

Re: Riddles

Posted: 12 Jan 2011, 00:48
by Wombat
or its bad example or im too stupid to understand whats the point of this joke :P

Re: Riddles

Posted: 12 Jan 2011, 01:01
by Google_Frog
The core of the riddle is that they have settled with playing a 3 player card game. Why would they do this? Why don't they get a 4th player?

The answer is that there was a disaster and they are the last 3 people left. They have reached the stage where they must eat the leftover body parts to survive so they are unsurprised by the arm.

Ah but who put the arm there? Their friendly ButlerBot is collecting food for them.

Re: Riddles

Posted: 12 Jan 2011, 01:09
by Johannes
Google_Frog wrote:The core of the riddle is that they have settled with playing a 3 player card game. Why would they do this? Why don't they get a 4th player?

The answer is that there was a disaster and they are the last 3 people left. They have reached the stage where they must eat the leftover body parts to survive so they are unsurprised by the arm.

Ah but who put the arm there? Their friendly ButlerBot is collecting food for them.
And winner of the game gets to eat the arm.

Re: Riddles

Posted: 12 Jan 2011, 11:27
by knorke
Suddenly a package arrives.
It's supereffective.

Re: Riddles

Posted: 12 Jan 2011, 15:07
by TheMightyOne
Google_Frog wrote:The core of the riddle is that they have settled with playing a 3 player card game. Why would they do this? Why don't they get a 4th player?

The answer is that there was a disaster and they are the last 3 people left. They have reached the stage where they must eat the leftover body parts to survive so they are unsurprised by the arm.

Ah but who put the arm there? Their friendly ButlerBot is collecting food for them.
:-/

Well... not quite. You ask question to figure out what actually happened and how the things came to be to the way they are. After the people figured out that the arm that arrived is real they next question is usually whether the arm belongs to one of the people playing cards. The answer is "no".

Re: Riddles

Posted: 12 Jan 2011, 15:10
by Gota
So what ARM unit was it?
(drums)