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Fishermans friend

Posted: 03 May 2010, 21:39
by PicassoCT
GREAT SUXXES, the free market has a limited offer now, get to a beach nearby the gulf of mexico, and get a creamin suntan oil for free. Thats right, for free, we charge you nothing, cause we aint in charge, we neva been in charge, oil-diarrhea happens, if you want to drive cheap, youve gota to turn the other cheek.
BUT DONT WORRY, the CEOs of Exxon agreed on paying everything, for sure they held back huge amounts of money from there shareholders (why cant you lawsuit shareholders by the way, who hold responsibilities for there investments?) for this foreseeable catastrophic event. And if that wont be enough, there is always the taxpayer, who deserves that gapfilling destiny, because he was stupid enough to vote again and again for the freedom of buisness, which means the freedom to take the win and socialize the loss.
Lucky u.s. that we planned ahead, me its DomRep, to relax from the stress while the invisible hand off the market cleans up the mess. Look it now even can be spotted from satellites.
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The oil is always opalescent
In somebody else's sea
You dream about going over there
But that is a big mistake
Just look at the world around you
Right here far from the shore
Such wonderful things surround you
What more is you lookin' for?

Off from the shore
Off from the shore
Lawless it's better
Here the Richest are free!
Take it from me
Up on the trowllers they work all day
Out on the beach they snoore away
While we devotin'
Full time to bloating
Offshore.

Down here all the oil-sardines are happy
As off through the waves they roll
The fish on the land ain't happy
They sad 'cause they in their bowl
But fish in the bowl is lucky
They in for a worser fate
One day when the boss get hungry
Guess who's gon' be on the plate

Off from the shore
off from the shore.
Nobody beat us
Fry us and eat us
In fricassee
We what the land folks loves to cook
Under the sea we off the hook
We got no troubles
Life is the bubbles
Offshore.
Offshore

Will be hard work to warp that ugly reality so that it fits again into the neo-liberal worldview, but hey, oil has never been cheaper.

>- ours trollin.




Sorry to those who live there, like Smoth and Panda, and whos beaches are ruined for the next three years.

Re: Fishermans friend

Posted: 04 May 2010, 02:11
by bobthedinosaur
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_oil_spills

edit:
and an oil tanker is rumored to have sank off the Malacca Straight, but some people are saying ti was just a rumor.

Re: Fishermans friend

Posted: 04 May 2010, 22:35
by PicassoCT
Oh, man this oil-spill is a noob compared to the gulfwar.

http://www.newyorker.com/arts/critics/a ... rentPage=1

Another fishy link.


***

Well he looked down at my silver chain
He said I'll give you one dollar
I said You've got to be jokin' man
It was a present from your Mother
He said I like it I want it
I'll take it off your hands
And you'll be sorry you crossed me
You'd better understand that you're alone
A long way from home

I don't like cricket
I love it. threadlock Trolliday
I don't like reggae
I love it. threadlock Trolliday
Don't like Jamaica
I love this threadlock Trolliday

Re: Fishermans friend

Posted: 07 May 2010, 00:09
by Panda
I hear that they're doing all kinds of things, like using natural fibers to try and keep the oil from reaching the coast, but I'm sure our seafood industry will suffer because of this. We're famous for our cooking and crayfish over here too.

It's a shame that this oil spill happened and the ecosystem will be greatly damaged because of it. We live in a place that has a lot of biodiversity.

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Re: Fishermans friend

Posted: 07 May 2010, 19:22
by PicassoCT
Im sorry for your loss. Imagine it to last, one day the evermoving baseline shifts and there is a argument between diversitists (who believe that there once were many diffrent species on this planet) and the selfcreationists (who believe that we made those view surviving plants & animals ourselves through genart)

Sad days. Well i guess, work calls, have a nice day, all of you.

Re: Fishermans friend

Posted: 13 May 2010, 00:29
by bobthedinosaur
http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/0 ... n_the.html

good pics.

Also from what I hear no matter the cost of the fines added up to BP, since the exxon valdez spill in Alaska, the total damage done to any oil company for a spill is capped at 75 million. Any one else hear of something similar?

Re: Fishermans friend

Posted: 13 May 2010, 10:02
by PicassoCT
nobody deserves this, its a fukkin ten years appocalpso, and oh, its tribulex, when aints go marchin, dont you step on them or it will burn like fire.

Re: Fishermans friend

Posted: 13 May 2010, 12:01
by Tribulex
indeed. ever tried pcp?

Re: Fishermans friend

Posted: 15 May 2010, 03:58
by bobthedinosaur
oh here it is. my home state brew of smiling corporate "people persons", since Alaska's economy is primarily based off of oil, I am sure we have an understandable position.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/1 ... 75918.html