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Putin:








Chuck:

try harder

Uh, he's Russian, it's to be expected that he knows how to survive in a radioactive wilderness. If he was American, that would be about as basic as taking a shit.

What makes Chuck so astounding is that he's American and yet can still do all those things.

everyone pales in comparison to Frank Dux.

All of this makes out hes a MACHO MACHO MAAAAAAN I WANT TO BE A MACHO MAAAAN, yet look at him, he's pose pose pose, and if he really does that for fun why is he all saggy old man?

he actually is a judo pro - he was best in st. petersburg for a while in his younger days, and he put out an instructional video.

As if knowing judo is any worth.

Spawn_Retard wrote:As if knowing judo is any worth.

WIN!
It is only useful when you use it in competitions versus others. On the street it is useless. Unless you are in company of some bad guys of course.
Perhaps that says something about putin?

obv troll is blabla ah wth:

lol "on the street" tennis is useless as well. so is mountain biking. at least in judo training/competion you can do all the stuff full power unlike in ninja-juta-joyoyoyo-karate.
what good is it if you learn to kick someones head in if you always have to stop 10cm in front of the head in pratice/competion?
is a fucking sport, not self defense.

and he put out an propaganda video.

fixed

*note to self, judo roughly equivalent to synchronized swimming in real-world usefulness

all sports are usless

is drinking beer a sport?

no, serious business.

phew!

Spawn_Retard wrote:As if knowing judo is any worth.

How do you see its a judo kimono?
It could be something else

But he should really wear a shirt, hes like these 50+ guys that dont wear shirts in summer at the table while eating.
You dont know where to look

Machete234 wrote:But he should really wear a shirt, hes like these 50+ guys that dont wear shirts in summer at the table while eating.
You dont know where to look

Yeah you want to admire their sexy chest but thatd be kinda awkward

Spawn_Retard wrote:As if knowing judo is any worth.

Yeah i bet judo is the only thing a former KGB hitman/spy knows about killing people ~_~

and for a (almost) 60 year old rich man he's in a surprisingly good health

Can Putin divide by 0?

Of course Putin is better, he's a powerful leader in a G8 country. Chuck Norris is some idiot action movie "star".

pshhh Frank Dux was the guy bloodsport was written about

a lot of people think he's full of shit, but at least he doesnt have a silly beard or man tits