Spring RTS Engine

Dashing through the greenfiels
In a one silo open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
dgunning all the way
nukes on bob tails ring
Making noobs cry
What fun it is to dgun and sing
commander song tonight

jingle dgun, jingle dgun, jingle all the way, oh what fun it is to nuke with a one silo open sleigh, ohhhhh jingle dgun

i have built nuke to kill noobs,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
all my units are on the loose,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

i have metal from your wrecks,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
u wont even eat a keks ,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

i have fusions all around me,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
u cant even try to bite me.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

all my teamm8s have t3,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
and u will be pwned by me,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

u can run but u can't hide,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
all thoose things turn the tide,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.


now all u can do is crying,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
i know why ure not even trying,
Fa la la la la, la la la la

cause my secret weapon is
FA la la la la, la la la LUS

Happy Christmas my friends

You better watch your minimap
You better not die!
Better make AA
I'm telling you why
Santa Com is coming to town

He's making a smurf
And proxying twice;
Gonna find out Who's teching tonight
Santa Com is coming to town

He sees you when you're teching
He knows you've got no AA
He knows if you've picked arm or core
Your Base is about to get raped!

O! You better spam fighters!
You better use your eyes!
Better not explode
I'm telling you why
Santa Com is coming to town
Santa Com is coming to town

Awesome Kaiser

Hey, Mr. Combot comes over here
to say we're doing splendidly
But it's very cold out here in the snow,
marching to and from the enemy
Oh I say it's tough,I have had enough
Can you stop the tanks from me?

I have had to fight, almost every night
down throughout these versins
That is when I say, oh yes yet again
Can you stop the tanks from me?
Big Bertha waits at home
in the nuclear fall-out zone
Wish I could be dancing now
in the fire of the gun I love

(Chorus)
Dub a dub a dum dum (etc)
Wish I was at your base for X-Massacre

Bang goes another bomb on another town
While Gota and KaiserJ have energyplenty
If I get to there base, live to tell the tale
I'll run for all fusionplantys
If I get selected I'll stop - I
will stop the faggotry

(Chorus)

Dub a dub a dum dum (etc)
Wish I was at your base for x-Massacre

Wish I could be dancing now
in the fire of the gun I love
Big Bertha waits at home
she has been waiting way 2 long
Wish I was at ur base making mess

KaiserJ wrote:You better watch your minimap
You better not die!
Better make AA
I'm telling you why
Santa Com is coming to town

He's making a smurf
And proxying twice;
Gonna find out Who's teching tonight
Santa Com is coming to town

He sees you when you're teching
He knows you've got no AA
He knows if you've picked arm or core
Your Base is about to get raped!

O! You better spam fighters!
You better use your eyes!
Better not explode
I'm telling you why
Santa Com is coming to town
Santa Com is coming to town

HAHAHAHA!!! AWESOME!

rape isn't something to joke about. very masculist of you.

tombom wrote:rape isn't something to joke about. very masculist of you.

!define rape = "To rip apart a being until absolute annihilation is successful."

yeah, look in the 6§ behind the femdom of speach amendment, there is a political correct line that forbids sexist, morbid or just bad jokes. They do not apply if woman make them ass they are strapon-jokes then.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ftld7Ohojg

Look to the sky, way up on high
There in the night stars are now right.
Eons have passed: now then at last
Prison walls break, Old Ones awake!
They will return: mankind will learn
New kinds of fear when they are here.
They will reclaim all in their name;
Hopes turn to black when they come back.
Ignorant fools, mankind now rules
Where they ruled then: it's theirs again

Stars brightly burning, boiling and churning
Bode a returning season of doom

Scary scary scary scary solstice
Very very very scary solstice

Up from the sea, from underground
Down from the sky, they're all around
They will return: mankind will learn
New kinds of fear when they are here

Look to the sky, way up on high
There in the night stars are now right.
Eons have passed: now then at last
Prison walls break, Old Ones awake!
Madness will reign, terror and pain
Woes without end where they extend.
Ignorant fools, mankind now rules
Where they ruled then: it's theirs again

Stars brightly burning, boiling and churning
Bode a returning season of doom

Scary scary scary scary solstice
Very very very scary solstice

Up from the sea, from underground
Down from the sky, they're all around.

Fear

(Look to the sky, way up on high
There in the night stars now are right)

They will return.

KaiserJ wrote:You better watch your minimap
You better not die!
Better make AA
I'm telling you why
Santa Com is coming to town

He's making a smurf
And proxying twice;
Gonna find out Who's teching tonight
Santa Com is coming to town

He sees you when you're teching
He knows you've got no AA
He knows if you've picked arm or core
Your Base is about to get raped!

O! You better spam fighters!
You better use your eyes!
Better not explode
I'm telling you why
Santa Com is coming to town
Santa Com is coming to town

You deserve several internets.