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Re: The Cake is a lie.

Posted: 31 Mar 2010, 22:25
by SinbadEV
Caydr wrote:French and every other language that uses male/female differentiation of nouns needs to have their people get the "Canadian Residential School" treatment.

Stupid languages... English is a wholesale fail-stravaganza too, with they're, there, their, theirs', there's... homonyms and other words that non-native speakers/writers have so much trouble with should just be eliminated.

Then get rid of silent letters. And finally, all letters that have an ambiguous reading should be changed/eliminated.

Cars = Kars. Toast = Towst. Monitor = Moniter. Speakers = Speekers. *continues looking around his room* Keyboard = Keebord. Mouse = Mehws. Webcam = Webkam. Television = Telavijyun.

... Yeah well in my future utopia you'll come begging to speak my awesome language and then I'll be the one calling you a douche.
Super-Maxi-Good Idea Comrade!