Riddles

[Gota]

What is motherless, fatherless,
Born without skin,
Spoke one word
And never spoke again?

[Jazcash]

For every topic you create, your respect level goes down by 1. And at the moment, you're riding on about -150~

user was warned for this and subsequent post

[TradeMark]

Doesnt it go like

Born motherless and fatherless,
Into this world without a sin.
Made a loud roar as I entered
And never spoke again.

For every topic you create, your respect level goes down by 1. And at the moment, you're riding on about -150~

Why you have such a problem with topic counts... i remember you whined at me when i made 3 topics a day, 3 topics that were bug reports or something like that...

[Caydr]

My third child

[Gota]

Come on?nobody can answer it?its easy...

[KaiserJ]

is it a poo?

[Wombat]

vomit ?

[Johannes]

fart

[TradeMark]

fart

EDIT: LOL JOHANNES WAS 5SECS EARLIER

[scifi]

you guys gassed it!


fart is the awnser lawl, google search ftw

[Jazcash]

This is the worst thread since Steenkamp.

[Johannes]

Steenkamp was cool

[Wombat]

This is the worst thread since Steenkamp.

u will burn in hell for that

[TheMightyOne]

How about we play this game where I give you this situation, and you gotta find out what the fuck is going on and i'm allowed to say just "yes" and "no" or "incorrect question" when I can't really answer with either.

e.g.

Three guys sit at a table and play cards. Suddenly a package arrives. They open it. There is an arm. They put it to a side and continue playing.

First question would be for example:

Is it a real arm? Answer: Yes, real human arm.

Go on. If you know the answer, don't spoil it for others if you don't, don't ask google... kinda defeats the purpose.

If the idea sucks, ignore this post ^^

[Wombat]

or its bad example or im too stupid to understand whats the point of this joke

[Google_Frog]

The core of the riddle is that they have settled with playing a 3 player card game. Why would they do this? Why don't they get a 4th player?

The answer is that there was a disaster and they are the last 3 people left. They have reached the stage where they must eat the leftover body parts to survive so they are unsurprised by the arm.

Ah but who put the arm there? Their friendly ButlerBot is collecting food for them.

[Johannes]

The core of the riddle is that they have settled with playing a 3 player card game. Why would they do this? Why don't they get a 4th player?

The answer is that there was a disaster and they are the last 3 people left. They have reached the stage where they must eat the leftover body parts to survive so they are unsurprised by the arm.

Ah but who put the arm there? Their friendly ButlerBot is collecting food for them.

And winner of the game gets to eat the arm.

[knorke]

Suddenly a package arrives.
It's supereffective.

[TheMightyOne]

The core of the riddle is that they have settled with playing a 3 player card game. Why would they do this? Why don't they get a 4th player?

The answer is that there was a disaster and they are the last 3 people left. They have reached the stage where they must eat the leftover body parts to survive so they are unsurprised by the arm.

Ah but who put the arm there? Their friendly ButlerBot is collecting food for them.

:-/

Well... not quite. You ask question to figure out what actually happened and how the things came to be to the way they are. After the people figured out that the arm that arrived is real they next question is usually whether the arm belongs to one of the people playing cards. The answer is "no".

[Gota]

So what ARM unit was it?
(drums)