yarly!

[knorke]

what-?!
did anybody else think the doom cover guy is holding two weapons?

[Jazcash]

This topic confused me so I decided not to post in it and moved on.

[Master-Athmos]

At first sight of that small pic - yes. But you quickly realize it's just his glove...

His right foot is sort of strange too at first sight - especially as that demon below him seems to be the only one who has a gun for a hand...

[TradeMark]

what-?!
did anybody else think the doom cover guy is holding two weapons?

nope, youre having delusions.

[SwiftSpear]

or are they doomlusions?

[Das Bruce]

FFS Swift, try again and this time don't embarrass yourself.

[knorke]

there even is a "muzzleflash" on the second "weapon"!
it is still a little confusing.

[zwzsg]

No, it's the fireball of the demon.

what-?! did anybody else think the doom cover guy is holding three weapons?

• Right hand is rly carrying a submachinegun (which isn't even present in doom).
• Left hand, with the black glove so close from the demon fireball, looks like it's holding another black weapon with a muzzleflare.
• Right foot ends up touching a demon weaponised arm, so it looks a bit like doomguy right foot is a weapon.

[knorke]

No, it's the fireball of the demon.

yes, now i know so i made the " "

carrying a submachinegun (which isn't even present in doom)

maybe the coverguy is not the player character. (but instead the running marine in the back)

also i got 3 PS3

[bobthedinosaur]

That is clearly a hand gesture stating his frustration with a long day at work.

[PicassoCT]

That is the masturbation hand of a trained professional, who cant get a grip on letting things go. I can tell, having such handz myself

[KaiserJ]

he's wearing a belly shirt... why is he wearing a belly shirt?

wtf are those enemies, i dont remember any demons reaching lustfully towards me from behind rocks

[Master-Athmos]

he's wearing a belly shirt... why is he wearing a belly shirt?

I think it's actually meant to be a ripped open armor just like for his right upper leg. When you look closely you even can see some slight "claw scars" like he has on his right leg too...

The best thing on the cover probably is the waving 2nd marine though. His presence doesn't really makes sense but hey - at least he isn't useful in any way either...

[SirArtturi]

Heh, you can find pretty bizarre things here indeed.

The best one besides the arms and weapons is the guy in the back waving like "Hey wait dont shoot they are my friends!"

And what is the thing right at the bottom? Looks like another weapon... Maybe this is the version of doom where you play as a demon who tries to kill humans and the cover is 1st person view of it.

What a perverse picture. Sweaty guy with ragged clothes showing off his six pack and horny demons grab on him. This is hell?

[knorke]

the guy running in the background is obviously the player.
the guy in front is just some poser/show off. and the player character is jealous of his buddys six pack.
and so the story is that in blind rage all the women that admire the sixpack dude look like monsters and so you kill them all.

[momfreeek]

What a perverse picture. Sweaty guy with ragged clothes showing off his six pack and horny demons grab on him. This is hell?

You're sexy but there aren't any girls, just swarms of disgusting daemons trying to rape you. sounds like hell to me.

[Panda]

Lol. That demon grabbing his arm has an especially longing look on its face.

[PicassoCT]

Dont you make fun of the masterchiefs beastilty sidejob when he still worked for id. The Past is gone and wont come back, except when you open that forgotten pronfolder, and there he is, still riding those horny creatures. Poor guy, poor guy, lets forget about it.

[CarRepairer]

Hello! What's this?

[1v0ry_k1ng]

lies

SHOTGUNS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY