funny i must share.

[KaiserJ]

i brought a girlfriend home from the bar last night, then passed out immediately before any sexytime, true to form.

i woke up around 12 noon to a tapping at my window.

after i went to sleep, she had gone to the upstairs bathroom and shut the door... i had removed the handles of the door for painting purposes... and promptly became stuck.

apparently she was shouting to me from the bathroom, but between my drunken slumber and the password screen music of megaman x3, i didnt hear anything.

so yeah... she managed to jimmy open the window and climb out (pretty impressive, the drop is about 8 feet and the window is small... also there is a screen held in place by screws which she removed with her fingernails) and run around the side of the house to my window in her bare feet after sleeping on a tile floor for 7 hours.

to add insult to her injury, the bathroom was frigging cold as hell... there is a switch to turn on heaters under the tile but she didn't know. pretty awesome, eh? :D

the moral of the story? leave a screwdriver inside a room if you take the doorknob off. oh and dont go home with kaiser after the bar.

[Forboding Angel]

[Caydr]

Wow, hold on to that one. She's so concerned about your house she didn't just take the door down.

Or maybe where you live the doors aren't made of shite and held to the wall by hardened shite.

[Panda]

Poor girl. I think that she should have just kicked the door down. The window thing is possible, but seems a bit dangerous.

[KaiserJ]

its quite a sturdy door; solid oak with a large glass window in the middle... not the sort of thing that's easy to kick down

good call though, i should get her a beer! she IS a nice girl, so you are right.

[Jazcash]

Did she forgive you?

[KaiserJ]

Did she forgive you?

for what? i fell asleep before i could do anything obscenely biological to her

she wasnt angry... just cold lol

[Wombat]

whales in da house !

[Saktoth]

for what? i fell asleep before i could do anything obscenely biological to her

For that. Actually. Also:

a girlfriend

[1v0ry_k1ng]

[Panda]

its quite a sturdy door; solid oak with a large glass window in the middle... not the sort of thing that's easy to kick down

good call though, i should get her a beer! she IS a nice girl, so you are right.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFPwHR_J ... re=channel

[BrainDamage]

wait, your bathroom door has a glass window?

[PicassoCT]

Its not what you think you think, because he has a hobby, makin doors and cuttin glass for that, you shouldnt make jokes on him, you perverts.

[KaiserJ]

you better put a bag of frozen peas on that, mon! lol she can have a beer anyways.

and hey, its not my girlfriend, its just -a- girlfriend. possibly someone elses.

as far as my bathroom door goes; it works out okay... there is a venitian blind on the toilet side of the door that can be raised to let more light into the hallway, which otherwise would be very dark even in the middle of the day

[PicassoCT]

moar light, thats a good excuse, every peeping tom should have ready.

Yes, sorry maam, just needed moar light and happened to look at, you know, some enlightment

[KaiserJ]

pshhh thats amateur if i was going to peep through the window, would i have spent thousands of dollars on hidden cameras and microphones?

[PicassoCT]

creepypeepys distraction - odd placed mirrors, strange glaswindows, all there to overlook the tiny spots in the tapestry.

[Pxtl]

For future reference, teach her how to remove the bolt from a hinge. You can do it with the keys in your pocket, if it's too stuck for fingers.

[SpliFF]

My Way:

Set fire to the door with toilet paper paper and a cigarette lighter. Then either the door burns down enough to break through or the smoke alarm goes off and wakes up KJ. If the fire starts getting out of control you're surrounded by taps and showers so it shouldn't be that hard to make the walls and floor wet enough.

If police charge you with arson say you were drugged by KaiserJ and locked in the bathroom. They'll find the hidden cameras and realise he's a perv who needs to be locked away. Problem solved in much less than 7 hours (and you get free national media coverage to launch your modeling or acting career).

[Spawn_Retard]

this thread.